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Christmas, Retailers, And The Santa Claus Conspiracy - School Essays

Christmas, Retailers, And The Santa Claus Conspiracy

Well it looks like it's that time of year again, when colourful
lights are hung on trees, families spend time together, and retailers swim
naked through their money. You guessed it, I'm talking about Christmas,
one of the many holidays that have lost their meaning to commercialization.
Forget the memory of Jesus Christ, now's the time to pay homage to the
almighty buck.
Nowadays when someone thinks of Christmas or Easter the idea of
Christianity is one of the last to come into their mind (although I don't
think it could have been made much easier -- "Christ"ianity, "Christ"mas -
- what kind of minds are we dealing with?). It's far more likely that
their first thoughts will be about ...

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you
should threaten your kid with if he doesn't want to eat his veggies. As I
understand it he's supposed to be a fat man wearing red underwear who is
capable of sliding down your chimney unharmed in order to quietly slip into
your house while you're sleeping. If he really existed I'd be sitting up
with a loaded shotgun every Christmas Eve, not dreaming of gifts while this
lunatic could be slicing the throats of everyone in my house! And to add
to the horror he is said to use "elves" to manufacture "toys" in a little
"workshop" in the North Pole. This entire elf story sounds like a
softening cover-up fed to us as propaganda. The truth of the matter is
there's a Mafia hitman out there named Santa the Claw who runs a sweatshop
using illegal child labour to manufacture products in a remote location
where he can't be easily apprehended; or so that's what my skills of
deductive reasoning tell me. So why the cover-up? Simple. The retailers,
businessmen, and all the other bad ...

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Added: 6/1/2008 05:34:07 AM
Category: Miscellaneous
Type: Free Paper
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