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Dumb Criminals - College Paper

Dumb Criminals

In every walk of life we have the good and bad of society. While the good is what we want most, we always get some criminals. Not all criminals are as bad as we might think, sure they’ll rob us all blind and clean out the refrigerator at the same time, most of them are just stupid. Since good cannot exist without evil, I would prefer criminals to be dumb and easily apprehended. So, to aspiring criminals I present this guide of how to be a dumb criminal.
The first, and most important, step to becoming a dumb criminal is to do away with common sense. Getting rid of one’s common sense not only betters one’s ability at being a dumb criminal, but it also makes life easier in general ...

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the police have some way of identifying who robbed them, a link missing from the chain mail so to speak. Some examples of this would be to sign a ransom note or to rob a bank without a disguise. Another nice thing to do is to smile for the camera when robbing a place that has surveillance. To be really dumb, one should always stick out like a sore thumb. Wear distinctive clothing such as a work uniform with nametags.

No matter what crime is committed, criminals always need to get away, and usually a car is used. When using a car, use a company car with the name and address of the company on the side. To be idolized by all dumb criminals, have the car run out of gas a mile or two down the road from the crime scene and then call the cops for help. If the crime is committed and the criminals get away, then go out and flaunt all that good fortune, and brag too! To error is human, but to brag is divine.

Being a dumb criminal takes practice, but practice makes ...

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Added: 8/16/2007 03:28:04 AM
Category: Legal Issues
Type: Premium Paper
Words: 502
Pages: 2

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