How To TP

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It is not good to mess with tired
parents. Get at least three people and no more than ten to T.P. When there
is a lot of people it tends to get noisy. When it gets noisy, the
homeowners may wake up. One can't forget to look out for the cops because
it is after curfew, and they will talk to the parents.
The third and final thing to remember is how to throw the toilet
paper. Take the roll in two hands and unroll about a foot. Place one hand
under the flap and throw underhand. If it is done right, it should fly
over the trees and unroll. One must make sure that the TP is thrown
underhand and not too hard. If it is thrown too hard it will break and
won't work. When wrapping around an object, like a cactus, one should go
clockwise around the object. Doing it a lot of times will make it look
like winter. After that, wet it down with some water and it will be a pain
to clean. The neighbors will really hate picking out the TP.
Now one shouldn't forget all that I ...

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