American Male Pigs
Today in this great country of ours, there is an animal that stalks the
face of our land. An animal that'll stop at very little to obtain it's nightly
goal. Some women have unjustly classified this animal a Land Shark, along with
an assortment of other colorful names. Little do the women of this country
realize that these animals have banned together to form a national coalition. I,
along with most males above the age of consent, am a proud and very active
member. Our covert organization is called American Male Pigs. Our slogan to
all other males and future males, is:
"Get AMPed"
Our purpose is to educate the present, and future male populations, so
that they might be ...
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aren't usually very
attractive. They are more often than not, quite heavy. They are NOT desirable.
These are the women, who after you've been drinking heavily all night, at 2:00
A.M. still don't look good. You can see them lined up at the exit to every bar,
looking quite sad, lonely and pathetic at closing time, hoping and praying to
get lucky. Unfortunately this hefty flock is usually good in bed. Logic of
course would dictate that they would have to be, or else they know they would
NEVER get anything otherwise.
The other type of third class women that aren't usually identified until
it's too late, are the "FATAL ATTRACTION" type. They'll do anything you ask,
whenever you ask, but in return you unknowingly give up your soul. These are
without a doubt the most hazardous of women, and must be immediately identified.
The second section is a strange breed indeed. Those who won't. Won't
what, they won't do anything with anyone. We have all met these. Usually ...
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needs to be said about these delicious delicacies. You could further
break down this group into easy, medium, and hard. Either way it means the same
thing;
Y E S .
The easy ones are just that, easy. These are usually our first target.
Some have to be treated nice. Some have to be intoxicated. While others just do
it, you know the type, "No Questions Asked, No Strings Attached, No Guilt
Involved, a Sure Thing". It never takes much persuasion with this type. They
realize (as well they should) that what they are doing is mutually benefiting.
The medium require a little more work. They might need to be a little
more inebriated, or you might have to treat them ...
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