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How I Tried To Avoid School - College Essay

How I Tried To Avoid School

How I Tried To Avoid School - Creative Piece

Day 1-3 of My Plan

It was the 16[th] of January and I was chillin' with my bros, selfishly my mother reminded me that school starts in a fortnight. I started to panic and I got stressed out! I couldn't face school again! So, I went to bed, still stressed and then... I had an APIFANY! I began the early procedures of my plan... I began looking at the dates for the earliest health inspection. I then found out that the next one was the day before school! I called some of my colleagues. They assisted me in getting a lab coat and a stylish, new BMW CoupĂŠ. I proceeded to write a fake apology letter to the true health in spectator saying that he ...

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adrenalin rushes! Well I guess I'm on my own from now on. I began collecting my health inspection uniform and got my fake governmental health inspection badge. Now I was ready.

28[th] of January

I arrived at school at roughly 9:30am; no one was suspicious at all. I got out of my BMW CoupĂŠ, and then walked to the office. I spoke to Principal Watkins and he showed me around the school. First the locker bays, then the classrooms, toilets, gyms, equipment and all sorts of other things I didn't expect needed to be inspected. The things you learn whilst impersonating a health inspector and fooling your whole school while in the meantime breaking many laws. Anyway, back on track, I was marking a sheet full of questions, and as most of you should have gotten on to by now is that, I gave the school the worst mark in the state! So basically the school would've been gone and shutdown, if it weren't for all of those policemen, FBI agents and that real health inspector, I would've gotten ...

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Added: 5/18/2014 05:29:31 AM
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Category: Personal Writing
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