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Humorous Wedding Toast - College Essay

Humorous Wedding Toast

Humorous Wedding Toast

Occasion: Wedding Reception of Best Friend (Groom)
Audience: Family, Relatives and Friends (200 people)
Time Frame: Present (at night)
Toast: Best Man's Toast/Speech

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen. Just like to thank you all for coming to support the bride and groom on this special day. For those of you who don't know who I am, I've been a good friend of John's since high school. I was very honoured at being asked to be best man at his wedding to Jane. However I was given strict instructions by John to keep this speech clean and not to divulge too many of John's embarrassing moments - and believe me, there 's plenty of them to keep me standing up ...

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long, permed hair and the ripped shirts! So, John, if you decide to skip the football game with the boys for opera with the missus, those photos are going to see the light of day! And believe me, Jane, it's also in your best interests to keep them hidden. They're pretty shocking stuff!

I knew him during the early years in school where he basically fought every kid that called him chicken! It helped me a lot though because I was a pretty scrawny kid and so if anyone picked on me or they rubbed me the wrong way, I'd just tell John here that they called him chicken! Pretty good system. But that's how John is. If his family or friends need him, he'd always be there. He always values the people he has relationships and friendships with.

That's not to say he was always fighting at school. He was fairly popular with the boys as well as with the girls. Oh, that reminds me, now that John's married could all his exes please come forward and hand in your spare key to his ...

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Added: 7/18/2015 12:23:00 AM
Category: Personal Writing
Type: Premium Paper
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